Shining Star for PTSD

Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks, has announced a $30 million dollar donation towards post traumatic stress syndrome and traumatic brain injury research. This is absolutely wonderful, but at the same time, shouldn’t Mr. Schultz avoid traumatic brain injury research? I’m sure the majority of Starbucks customers suffer some sort of brain injury, how else can we account for people spending 6 dollars on coffee that tastes like it was poured through a boiled shoe.

Regardless, the next time I happen to be one of those brain-dead zombies getting a coffee from Starbucks getting confused with their inane terminology. I can at least have a little piece of mind knowing that I am helping the troops.